gleypa okkur

Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake
and dress them in warm clothes again.

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destructinator:

longjohnsylveon:

longjohnsylveon:

destructinator:

i know this girl who replies ‘wah’ a lot to messages and like……….i really dont understand what ‘wah’ means

You think you are speaking to little girl but really
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It is Waluigi

I regret making this post every day of my life

youre not the one who gets the notes asshole

(via pornstarch)

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whoredinarygirl:

I got mad at Siri and this is how it reacts
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phoneus:

why does… everyone act like they <3 mentally ill people but when they show symptoms of their illness its like.. Woah now you have fucked up big time we hate you

(via alcomol)

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queeblo:

cute names for ur girlfriend

  • tits
  • a fish
  • a fish with tits
  • titty fish

(via alcomol)

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masseffecting:

I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.
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surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

(via butterflycell)

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